Robot Alan

Saturday, September 6, 5:45 p.m.

Writing the press release for his new program himself is a bit like
masturbating in front of the mirror – rarely funny. Nevertheless, it has to be done.
So it’s not masturbating in front of the mirror, but writing the press release.
My new program is called “Pervekt” because my life is Pervekt.
On good days, I stand in front of the ATM. On bad days, I stand in front of the
deposit machine. At the end of the day I get to zero. At least that’s what I tell the
tax office.
I was born in the former GDR in 1986. Naked and without money. But this is
the most dangerous state to be in. And the funniest. Today, 38 years
later, I find myself in this state again. My life is pervect.